DaWeb's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Max Payne Episode 1]

Stan Payne?!

The South park spoofs are so like last year.

M I K E : : :

[Snack Clocks]

Down W/ the Clock Crew!!!

I have seen too many Strawberry clock moves for my likeing, they all suck, BIG TIME. I love all the alter egos. THE GOLDFISH BOSS WAS AWESOME!!!

[Pilot Crash]

I watched this and was compelled to write a review

This move compelled me to write a BAD review! Did you actually draw any of the imgs? No! I figured that. Did you even take the flash tutorial? No? Figures, hey, I have an idea, lets keep your submissions to a minimal of 0!!!

[(old) XIAOXIAO No. 3.5]

How Dare You!!!

You took a GREAT movie seris and turned it into sh!t. I can't beleive you!!! I'm going to vote "0"

[Old lady]

This is the crap that ng needs to weed out.

This was soo fuckin' stupid, i hate it and I'll say it again, "this is the crap that ng needs to weed out." if you have any comments, feel free to email the mto me, [e-mail]

[Shooting People For Fun 2]

Um... YEAH!!!

Ooookkkkaaayyy!!! Yeah, the ending was soo GREAT I love it, but where did he get all the weapons, i mean he must have pulled out like 50 guns outta his pockets, lol. Oh yeah, what is the total death count?

CartoonCrackpot responds:

The deathcount was 35 including the preloader guy and the helipilot.

[Kong]

Totaly Deserves the 4.44 rating that it has

I watched this movie and just HAD to write a review. I loved the use (or lack of) colors. I don't understand where the daggers came from that Kong used but hey, atleast he wasn't killed.

-DaWeb

[Bubble Bobble Death?]

Total Dog Shit

This game looks like it took you all of 2 fuckin' minutes. you totally ruined a good game. Asshole

Pikademon responds:

It's not a game. It's a crappy flash movie..